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Have you been the victim of online harassment? Are people
telling you to kill yourself or calling you fat over the internet?
Don't get mad, give them cheese. Lot's of cheese.
You may be thinking, how will sending a gift of cheese affect
trolls or stop online harassment? Thousands of packages
and
envelopes of all shapes and sizes, from different senders all
filled
with rotting cheese for years to come.
The cheese would be edible, but of the most rancid variety.
The
true mental anguish would be from the amount of different
packages it would come in. All the cheese laden packages
would
be disguised like repackaged amazon boxes, bills or letters
from
family and friends.
Like the superfriends, the cheese club would deliver cheese
and
justice to all the evildoers and victims respectively.
Anonymous
benefactors would garner the funds for cheese by
crowdfunding
and donations so anyone could contribute to someone's troll
with
a package of fresh disgusting cheese.
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2. How do you milk a troll, anyway? |
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Or you could look for backwards secret messages in their post to see if they are trying to be satanic or what ever? Or find some strange code that says crazy things like eat your broccoli and point it out to everyone. |
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I'm quite fond of Ardrahan, if anyone's interested.
Contact details on my profile page. |
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I think the hard core mean trolls would get more trouble than cheese if it was easy to determine where they sleep at night. |
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I refer readers to my previous annotation. |
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I hope you pronounce it properly. |
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[Duck] What happened to your annotation denouncing max? It disappeared... |
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[pert] You milk their tears as they receive a tiny amount
of cheese every day for the rest of their life. |
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[Bungston] I agree, but rather than set up some sort of
revenge fantasy club cheese club would be in slightly
better taste. |
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[Maxwell] I'm afraid I couldn't afford the shipping costs,
perhaps a donation will have to be taken. |
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I'm still trying to work out the meaning of the phrase 'fresh
disgusting cheese.' |
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//The cheese would be edible, but of the most rancid
variety.// |
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I have yet to meet a cheese I didn't like. |
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//rotting cheese//
//edible// |
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Something doesn't smell right here... |
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Cheddar is better but this sounds more like a fondue club. |
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