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Traveling In The Head Of Donald Trump is the name given to a new
Sedan Chair service to be operated on the streets of some busy
metropolitan area like New York City.
The Sedan Chairs (as the name suggests) are large replica heads of
The Donald, supported by the customary poles to facilitate
carrying
and street movement. Entering the Sedan is achieved by flicking
back the combover then twisting the left ear, that acts as a
handle,
allowing entrance via a door on the side of the head.
Once inside the head, the passenger finds themselves cosseted in
an environment fully reflective of the sort of luxurious trashy bling
which characterises the nature and taste of the potential future
president of the USA.
Racial minorities, such as those from Mexico, will find they are
particularly welcome to apply as candidates for positions as
Donald
Trump Head Carriers.
Sedan Chair
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Just reimagine with the head of The Donald [xenzag, Aug 23 2015]
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I would rather have two hundred root canals at the same
time, than to crawl into that man's head. Period. |
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Oh sure, you just had to play the trump card... |
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I too would rather [blissmiss] have two hundred root
canals. |
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Trump's the biggest threat to civilization since Emmanuel
Goldstein. |
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Alternative idea name: Being Donald Trump. |
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