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So you've gotten tally-whacked. What now? Getting ready to sport a third leg? What comes next? The Transgender Welcome Wagon has you covered.
(Fe)males receive baskets with Mademoiselle, Nair, 'Hers' towel set, thong panties, 'Titanic', heels, coupons for Victoria's Secret.
Fe(males) receive
baskets with Sports Illustrated, nose hair clippers, 'His' towel set, baggy underwear, 'Debby Does Dallas', loafers, coupons for Home Depot.
Both baskets come with a coupon for free rentals of 'Victor / Victoria' and 'The Crying Game'. Actual contents may vary.
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The TGWW gave me one of these bread-like things. They don't have much taste but they're chewy like a bagel bit. |
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A bottle of Southern Comfort |
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If it's a halfbaker that has become the other-half-baker, a meta would be needed to change all the 'he's to 'she's or 'her's to 'his's. |
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you spelled "herms" wrong. |
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I think this post distills why we are so royaly screwed up about issues of gender and sexuality. Violent trans-itions from one gender to the other are forced by just this kind of stereotyping. I give it a bone for being a gag gift. |
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bake---no, bone...bake...bone... I can't decide on this one! |
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Bone! (no pun intended) Being that this is really a gradual process that sometimes takes years to complete, most transgendered individuals are already using these items on a regular basis. Getting "tally-whacked" is usually the very last step in the process. Thankfully this is not the kind of industry where they simply put you under the knife and then give you a manual where the first page says, "Congratulations on the purchase of your Motorstroker 8000. We expect that you will have many years of enjoyment...blah blah.." |
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