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When visiting your favorite coffee bar, you have one of these after every few regular coffees. It doesn't actually counteract the caffeine---that would defeat the purpose of drinking coffee in the first place---but it does slow you down enough so that you can pay for subsequent coffees without scattering
your change all over the floor.
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What, like a Prozacachinno? |
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How about a Wellbrutinspresso (aka Zybanspresso) for those who usually have a cigarette with their coffee but are seriously trying to quit? |
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(Don't knock it, egnor- tranqs and antidepressants can have similar effects.)| — | BigThor,
Sep 12 2000, last modified Sep 16 2000 |
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Tranquilizers and antidepressants are different things... |
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Then why not go natural - a valerian and chamomile latte may just do the trick - the only drawback would be a yellowish tint to the milk (yuck) |
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One Grande Kahluude comin' right up |
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From the movie 'L.A. Story' |
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"I'll have a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon." |
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I just lifted this quote from imdb.com....Not sure if this is accurate or not, but it was something like that. |
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Two Sanka Lattes, please. Tip of the Day: Ask for a Sanka Latte and watch the utterly befuddled expression, beligerence, arrogance and confusion in no certain order. I've done it on my annual Coffee At A Price visit for years. Remember to duck, that stuff's hot. |
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Decaf coffee is like chat-room sex. Or maybe it's the other way around. (At any rate, I can't understand how those people can type well enough with one hand to keep a conversation going.) |
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Presumably they put the coffee down when they type. |
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You could call the product Slow Joe. |
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