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A shamelessly plagiaristic comedy musical, in appallingly bad taste,
using the score from Fiddler on the Roof, and set in the Israeli Air
Force Fighter Weapons Training School
It covers the adventures of a young, brash, arrogant but brilliantly
skilful pilot as he progresses towards getting
his wings.
Features such numbers as "If I Had A Wingman", "Take My Broth
Away", "Highway To The Kosher Zone", "Antonovka", and the like ...
Fiddler on the Roof
http://www.imdb.com.../?ref_=ttsnd_snd_tt Musical [8th of 7, Dec 23 2017]
Top Gun
http://www.imdb.com.../?ref_=ttsnd_snd_tt Jet engines ... [8th of 7, Dec 23 2017]
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So. Not about a gun big enough to allow Topol to be
chambered and accelerated. |
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(Note for anyone else, such a gun could give new meaning to
the phrase "You're fired!" |
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No, that would be Fiddler Over The Roof ... |
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I know you're kidding but I guarantee if you approached any
producer in Hollywood (that's left after the current purge
that is) they'd kick you out of their office but only after
hearing your full presentation. |
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You could then enjoy a knockoff of your idea hitting the
theaters in about 12 to 16 months, your name being
nowhere in the credits. |
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// your name being nowhere in the credits // |
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We would sincerely hope so ... we'd make the pitch anonymously, if possible. |
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That's just pure evil, [IT]. |
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Coming soon: "Full metal jacket, but with those lapels?
Oy!"; "The Guns of Nat Cohen" and of course, the
unforgettable "Torah, Torah, Torah!" |
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// the unforgettable "Torah, Torah, Torah!" // |
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... and from the same WW2 genre, "Hebrews One-Five" ... |
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<wonders just how upset and angry [pashute] is going to be by
the end of all this> |
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Well done, [IT]. Now, if you can understand 20% of this idea, with practice you may be able to understand more than 1.3% of the world around you. |
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Eventually. After many years, of course. |
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Of course the study of Topol is Topology. It's the way I tell them.. |
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What, you mean badly, lacking any attempt at humour, humiliating for you, and deeply embarrassing for your audience ? |
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"Call the matso ball Mav!" |
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