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The roofless subway car has arrived, and tourists as well as locals are filling its seats to experience a wild ride. The citys purchase of open cars to lead each of its subway trains has proved to be an unparalleled success. Passengers have thronged to the new seats to thrillingly speed through the
dark tunnels with backward flowing hair and eyes wide from wind and fright.
Amusement park ride seat restraints and side windows keep heads and hands inside the car as its riders enjoy the cooling air stream while screaming with excitement as lights and trains flash by. A net at the back of the topless tube car has yielded a rich harvest of caps, wigs, umbrellas, newspapers and a cockatoo.
Cars do it; buses do it, and now trains too. Get up early to beat the rush, to feel the rush.
to get back on topic, this one is due for an airing.
http://www.halfbake...for_20dare_20devils [po, Oct 05 2004]
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You must be *This* tall to get to work. |
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You wouldn't want to breathe the air in the London underground. It'd probably kill you. |
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This is not new. The original subway systems in London were pulled by steam engines and had open carriages. So baked, i am afraid. |
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what's an updo? at that price you can keep it whatever it is. |
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When I first read the title i thought it would be something along the lines of a new trend. Much like the Mexican Wave, we could now have the Topless Train Tunnel trend! |
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All passengers go topless on passing through tunnels... near stations beginning with T!
Do the Tottenham Topless!
A lot more titillating! (T obssession today) |
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Would also help liven up the drones you ride with everyday, ice breaker! |
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She's been living in her white bun world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a fishbone man
That's what you am |
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Updo girl
She's your updo girl
I know you're in love
With an updo girl
Your updo girl
I know you're in love
With an updo girl
Your updo girl |
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About the updo--think Patsy from Absolutely Fabulous. |
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its so hot. po is thinking DrCurry. |
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Warning: Do not put you hands, feet or gentials outside the car. Do not attempt to touch the tube piping. |
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I, too, was under the impression that we're talking about topless bar - the mobile version. |
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this would make an excellent spin tatic if one had built a really cheap train! |
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