h a l f b a k e r yProfessional croissant on closed course. Do not attempt.
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Upholster several rubber bands, a tea-strainer, joke imprinted ice cream sticks,several plates of meccano and a pulley and arft cogs.
Graft and meld together these ingredients within the "Top Hat" to enable - "Elevation and Flip-lid" (hat trick)< oil for faster hat vigour> (34 walnuts, max)
Hat brim colour options: (low tech) Black through White.
Once assembled, (don)tug the ruby counterweighted pulley hat rim string.
Good for knocking off bobbies helmets and slinging walnuts for the parrots at feeding time.
cat apult
http://www.newton.m...tapult_history.html [po, May 29 2005]
Could you use one of these?
trebuchet_20smash [Susan, May 31 2005]
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Sounds more like a catapult anyway. |
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Although the Top Hat Tree Bucket is a novel idea, too... |
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Who is Max? Why are you writing to him here? What language is that? |
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n : medieval artillery used during sieges; a heavy war engine for hurling large stones and other missiles. |
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For more open warfare, install a small telescopic flagpole that will raise your heraldic flag from the hat-top while the lid-flip is up. |
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How about a trebouquet for launching bunches of flowers at opera singers? |
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[AWOL] - I think you just gave [UB] an idea... |
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[wags] Yeah, I know, but he couldn't make up a decent pun for his. Nor, come to mention it, could I. |
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