h a l f b a k e r yStrap *this* to the back of your cat.
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Remember when you were a kid and you put your tongue on a lamp-post on a winter day and it stuck? The same principle can be used by harebrained fools who are always losing their money. Keep loose change in the freezer and when you go out place sufficient for your needs on your tongue. Never worry about
being out of cash when you want to use a vending machine etc. Keep keys safe too!
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How do you eat what you get from the vending machine with a mouth full of change? |
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i) Pockets are insecure, targets for pickpockets. Ever hear of a pickmouth?
ii)You don't have a mouthful of change - you've just put it in the machine. |
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I must have been out of the country the year that lamppost licking became fashionable |
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It knocked snail sucking off the top spot in the winter of '67.(Well, in my street). |
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