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A package of non-toxic salts, one in aqueous form, the other powdered. Exothermic when combined. Possibly flavored.
Can quickly detach a tongue from a lamppost, or a faucet, or other metal object.
Comes in a three pack for slow learners.
I think this is the favorite -
http://theleglamp.c...ges/tonguestuck.jpg
[nuclear hobo, Jun 05 2007]
or maybe this one
http://bias.blogfod...0tongue%2012-03.jpg
[nuclear hobo, Jun 05 2007]
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Dmn, cld hv usd wn f ths lst wntr. |
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Can't you just use a cigarette lighter? |
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//Comes in a three pack for slow
learners.// [+] for that. |
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what's wrong with a pair of scissors ?
[+] (high daftness factor) |
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Would it work with employees? |
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Cheaper solution: make the salts highly
emetic. |
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Increase sales with the following caption: "Too Late for Winter? Works With Ice Trays." |
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//Would it work with employees? - [Ling]// My brain keeps telling me there's a logical reason you would ask, but I can't come up with it. |
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Are your employees apt to tongue-freeze so often that you fear insufficient supply? Are they so inept that they may not understand the instructions? Do they have a different chemical make-up and freezing point than other warm-blooded creatures? |
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Or do you mean to ask if the application could be done by a paid second person? |
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Any beverage with a reasonably high alcohol content would work, too. Although that is more than likely the reason one's tongue got stuck in the first place. |
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"Possibly flavored." Gads. Make it taste like something horrible, to add a bit of zing to the learning experience. |
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not at all what i thought it would be. + |
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I hope you'll all forgive the self-churn - but I can't figure out why I decided to post this in June. |
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I'm recommending it as a Christmas gift. |
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Once saw one of the slightly less intellectual test engineers suffer the consequences of making (on a very hot day) an "ice lolly" using a 6 oz cup of orange squash, a screwdriver, and a vat of liquid nitrogen...... |
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He received a severe burn to his tongue, a visit to A&E, several days sick leave and a written reprimand. |
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lurch: "tongue remover/employees". Nothing to do with freezing; although they might be frozen out by other employees for brown nosing the boss. |
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