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For those who are total addicts, there is The Tom Cruise
Ship where every possible feature of all of the movies
staring
Tom Cruise is built into an ocean spanning journey. This
experience includes a variety of stopping off points,
where
participants can visit actual locations featured in
films
like
the Mission Impossible series.
If you are also a Scientologist, then it's even better
again,
as The Captain (who just happens to be a Tom
Cruise
double) will perform audits in his private cabin using the
latest E-Meter available.
(note- can we please have more boat sub-categories -
warship,
cruise ship, passenger steamer, car ferry, cargo boat,
etc?)
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It needs to be an aircraft carrier for the Top Gun bits. |
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I'm sure there can be a short flight deck included. |
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Where do we race the cars? |
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I would much perfer a Nicole Kidman Yacht, with the real one
there, and we could just lie back, soak up some sun, and talk
about her thoughts on her career and movies, loves and her
life. I'm a fan. Tom, not so much. Well to be quite frank,
since Rainman, not at all. |
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What was that stupid cocktails on the beach bored-a-thon? |
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A yacht can easily be facilitated, and deployed in
calm ideal water when requested. |
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You only need the catapult deck, sized to take a half-scale F-14, like the one T.C. "flies" in the movie ... |
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Could we perhaps also have a Sean Connery Red October
submarine, capable of torpedoing the Tom Cruise ship? |
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With [xen] running the show, you're more likely to end up with K-19 ... or the Kursk ... |
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Sounds like a risky business to get into. |
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//you're more likely to end up with K-19 // I'm not sure how
an unconvincing robot dog is going to fit into things. |
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//With [xen] running the show, you're more likely to end up
with K-19// |
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You think so? we just have to hope he's not dyslexic or
something as well then, or we might get K-9 instead. |
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If Tom Cruise was featured, then The Tom Cruise
Ship will have it on board. |
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Made for the pun in the title [-] |
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Always with the negative. What by way of interest
would you name the idea of a Tom Cruise themed
cruise ship? |
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The question was for mr grumpy negative. |
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Nah it's obvious init, Boaty Mcboatface.. |
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//The question was for mr grumpy negative // |
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Yes, that's why we answered, we thought the question was addressed to us. |
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If someone else is outdoing us in grumpiness, negativity, carping, ill-temper and general unpleasantness, we want to know who it is. We will not relinquish our leadership lightly. |
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If all the crew were look-a-likes then the cruise could be as an overdose psychological treatment for the Cruise fanatics. |
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I don't have a problem with the title. I have a problem with the idea. You started with the title so the title led to an utterly uninspired idea. Top that, Mr. space zombie. |
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How about a Penelope Cruz Ship? |
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//Penelope Cruz Ship//That would work, but
wouldn't it really be a pun, this time and poor old
voice would go hyper
grumpy? No one wants that. Try and keep it
cheerful. Time for some people to get audited. Ha |
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