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Toilet Tanner

 Tan while on the Can
 
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Basically you sit on your Toliet Tanner and hit a button as two reflective flaps come out the left and right side and the sun lamp comes on above (it get a tan and promote regular bathroom visits)
—oriondarkwood, Nov 16 2003

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[Laughs Last, Oct 04 2004]

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       Placing a sunlamp in the loo hardly seems like a new product.
—DrCurry, Nov 16 2003
   

       Such a thing already exists?
—half, Nov 16 2003
   

       I fail to see why you want a tanned butt. *No* one will see it and it might give you cancer.
—my-nep, Nov 16 2003
   

       My father would sometimes threaten to tan my hide.
—Helium, Nov 16 2003
   

       With this device, you could tan your hide and hide your tan.
—half, Nov 16 2003
   

       Gettting sun where the sun don't shine?
—JKew, Nov 17 2003
   

       UB: what was the old one?
—DrCurry, Nov 17 2003
   

       Is this for tanning the butt or for tanning all but the butt (leaving a nice round white patch)?
—squeak, Nov 17 2003
   

       Or just make it glow in the dark.
—DrCurry, Nov 17 2003
   

       It would help clear up ringworm and butt acne. Not that _I_would use it for that. For those unfortunates who suffer those problems. Not for me.
—bungston, Nov 17 2003
   

       *rimshot*
—thumbwax, Nov 18 2003
   

       This device will tan the whole body, the only two things I have to work out is the time factor since some people are quick in and outs and some people spend hours in there (ie reading the Sunday Paper) and to get the butt tanned as well (in theory most people are not naked on the beach so this is not a problem but for some it may be
—oriondarkwood, Nov 19 2003
   


 

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