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I opened a bag of delicious cheese puffs and it occurred to
me that I could have a better time eating them if I picked
them up and ate them using my toes, in fact the cheese
puff form factor seems engineered to fit perfectly between
toes. I didn't attempt this maneuver and as it turns out
these
cheese puffs, they smelled similarly to stinky feet
but not in a bad way. I am still trying to understand the
experience, how can a food that smells like feet smell
appetizing while at the same time similarly smelling stinky
feet smell repulsive.
I propose a new food category with a classification
system.
Toe Foods
A. Foods that smell like stinky feet.
B. Foods that could be consumed using your feet.
C. Foods that should be consumed using feet and that
smell like stinky feet.
D.foods that are made of someone or somethings feet.
sadly B does exist for some people
http://www.youtube....watch?v=tD-VuwulVgI [xandram, Jul 28 2014]
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My 7-month-old's dream come true. She can put both feet in her mouth, simultaneously I think. |
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Have you taken a wiff of baby formula lately? Smells exactly like feet. |
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Categories A and D are widely known to exist. |
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I'm thinking you are a closet foot fetisher. *new word*
fetisher. Read it and weep. |
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finger food or toe food that is the question |
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Tisha UnArmed (link) is pretty awesome. |
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psst, don't ask about the selection of jams. just don't |
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[popbottle] made me laugh. Ha. |
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[popbottle] stole our pun. Grrr. |
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It is an interesting question: how an odor disgusting in one context can be appetitive or appealing in another. I have been reading about this. I learned that cheese in general is repulsive to many Chinese - but I do not think this is genetically hardwired as Americans of Chinese descent hog down the cheese with everyone else. |
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More interesting was the preference for "catty" notes in berry flavors among Europeans and especially in the UK. Americans do not like their berry flavors to taste catty. It occurs to me: maybe 8th's cat issues have to do with a catty flavor intake less than what his heritage demands? |
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flavor? I think he would love a bundle of kittens broiled with a vinegar-
herb sauce and cracked garlic on flat bread. |
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That would ruin them. They should be lightly
pan-fried in olive oil. |
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bungston "hog dow" is a great expression |
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I thought soul food was stepped on food? |
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No, that's sole food. You're thinking of food from Korea's capital. |
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Doritos. They're handily flat, easily gripped between the toes, and smell much like those appendages after a few days in the same socks. |
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