h a l f b a k e r yThe phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.
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Good Ol' Raisins and Peanuts just isn't cutting it anymore, and
store-bought trailmixes don't have the same rugged appeal.
Rocks N' Sticks trail mix packs the joy of scavenging nutrients
from nature into a readily available snack! With fun bits and
bobs like pretzel sticks, chocolate rocks, bits
of jerky, and
other delicious wild treats!
edible aquarium gravel
https://nuts.com/ch...te-rocks/rocks.html Mmmmmmmm, crunchy [mace, Nov 25 2020]
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I'm pretty sure confectionery looking like gravel already
exists, and I've eaten some. |
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Gravel (or garden mulch) which looked like liquorice allsorts
might be briefly amusing. |
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Ideal for the herbaceous beds around a gingerbread house, no doubt. |
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Where do you live [mace]? Around here, the trails are made of wood, earth, and stone, not //pretzel sticks, chocolate ..., bits of jerky//. |
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Is there a cottage? With a nice old lady and an oven? |
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Do you mean to tell the witches in your local haunted forest
do not live in gingerbread houses with cookie shingles and
gumdrop patios? |
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Not all of them; houses on chicken legs have seen a comeback recently, and giant shoes are still popular in some localities with those who have large families. |
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Let's see ... Hiking the Grand Canyon barefoot (strategic error), staying longer than our food stores camping in rural San Diego, and hitchhiking around the USA as a teen, all have caused me to indulge in ... improvised cuisine. |
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^ Your food stores went camping with you? |
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Actually, that's a tactical error as it is a detail of implementation ; hiking in the Grand Canyon is the larger "strategic" error. |
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//Your food stores went camping with you?// |
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