There are few things in the Universe more amusing than the antics of small humans who have not yet aquired good motor control or situational awareness.
They trip over their own feet, bang their heads on tables, fall into holes and off chairs, and eat all sorts of unsuitable things.
A lot of the
time they are however just a nuisance.
As payback, BorgCo will soon be opening the first Toddler Assault Course.
Modelled on military training regimes, the equipment is set up in a large open area close to a major retail centre. Toddlers are attracted with an offer of free short-term childcare.
Once the parent(s) are safely out of sight and earshot, the victims are released into the enclosure.
There are pretty flashing coloured lights, to lure them over a carefully concealed sudden change of level. There are hinged, weighted planks that tip them into cold, muddy ponds. There are sharp things for them to scratch and cut themselves on. There are flights oif steps with slippery surfaces and deceptive spacing, and so much more ...
The whole area is profusely equipped with high-resolution CCTV so that those moments of shock and pain can be stored and enjoyed again and again.