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It's a DVD player designed in the shape of a toaster.
A one slice toaster, where you put the disc in the top, pull down the thingy and it automatically plays. The heat control can be used to control playback, and a remote (shaped like a crumpet?) can also be used.
Six slice toasters could be designed
as a multi disc changer...
The DVD player is splash proof, and designed for use in harsh kitchen environments, and can be connected wirelessly to a TV.
The best bit is the Disc pops up when the movie is finished playing.
Also available as a cd player, with tea and coffee jar speakers.
WARNING.
Do not put bread or other baked goods in your Toaster DVD player.
Cube Toaster
http://thebase.webl...print-friendly=true [Shz, Oct 05 2004]
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I recall Jake Johansen stammering through a hilarious stand-up comic routine based on confusing a VCR with a toaster. |
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Did he put bread in a VCR, or a video in a toaster? |
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I think this would sell for novelty value. + |
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Also available: The TV that looks
like a microwave. |
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Gives new meaning to burning a DVD. |
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In a Mad Magazine article about trouble-shooting TV problems, two of the the problems and suggested diagnoses were: |
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- Sound but no picture
. . .
You're watching the radio |
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- Picture but no sound
. . .
You're watching the washing machine. |
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