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I was cutting paper today with a manual swing arm cutting
board type paper cutter. Man it felt deeply satisfying to
slam that arm down as hard as possible like i was
intending to precision chop a fisure in the the earth's
crust. I felt like a superhero today for a few minutes.
I recognized
it immediately, i felt that toast crusts
deserved this kind of treatment.
This is like a manual arm paper cutter for toast.
The user is able to remove crusts with violent yet
controlled precision. This approach furnishes the user
with an experience unattainable with other processes,
methods or complicated apparatuses.
This is just the thing for people who hate crusts or bread
in general because of gluten or for what ever reason.
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[+] as long as there's no guard on the blade, or any other health and
safety crap. |
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You are aware that there is a school of martial arts based on paper cutter fighting, aren't you? |
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Nice idea, it'd be good if somehow you were able to
illustrate if with half a pastry or such. If only. |
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So, not the sharpened edge of a freshly toasted slice of wholemeal pressing against your neck? |
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