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There is no such problem for me as I use a different knife for each time I put the knife to the butter, each used knife being placed into its own individual miniature dishwasher, operated by my conjoined-twin menservant Timothy and Simon. |
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However, what's posted here seems to be a more wasteful version of the existing obsessive compulsive solution of wiping the blade with a bit of kitchen towel each time. Still, if obsessive compulsives constitute a large enough segment of the butter eating market, this might fly. |
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Not sure about the servants, but from one scot to another you must know im too cheap to be compulsive or obsessive, just a loather of toast crumb's |
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I read as far as //miniature dishwasher//, calum, and I knew this was one of your annos. |
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It's quite tiring having you as a brother, you know. |
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I count you quite fortunate [Salachair] except for the occasional ear bleed, can life ever be dull? |
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Dull, no. Bloody and multisyllabic, yes. |
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funny, you nominate a minder and suddenly they grow in stature and girth... |
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