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Cruel, thoughtless, vandalism.....but I wouldn't mind having a few in the glovebox....... |
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public: evil: ululating ? |
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Every day henceforth, I will awake and thank the G-Dogs that this product does not exist. |
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Most creative. Buns to you, [Bungston]. I am going out to the garage right now to superglue my tire valvestem caps in place. |
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For government use BUNGCO could build the whistle into caltrops (link) to better mark the car that ran the barrier. |
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Let's hope that bungston never applies his genius to the forces of evil. Oh, wait... |
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If things could be MFD as "evil" this would be likely candidate. |
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In addition to regular whistlepigs, there might also exist "feral whistlepigs", which are a much less civilized variation. Instead of screwing on to the valve, they would have a hollow needle, which the user jabs through the rubber of the tire. |
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Another variant (not so evil) might be "greased whistlepigs," which merely needs to be pushed onto the tire's air valve, at which point a pre-stressed spring shifts position, clamping the pig tightly onto the valve. |
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I was thinking about the whistlepig very recently. An all metal version could be inserted into the exhaust pipe, causing the car to whistle "merrily" as it proceeds, until a backfire violently expels the whistlepig. |
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//An all metal version could be inserted into the exhaust pipe, causing the car to whistle "merrily" as it proceeds// |
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Actually this is baked as a theft prevention method. The device would lock onto the exhaust. I saw it on "Tomorrows World", maybe 20 years ago. |
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