Tiny Ta-Ta Sizer

Ladies, don’t settle for generic breast supports whose 2-dimensioned sizing quanta leave so much to be desired in the realms of comfort and fit.

For a properly fitted brasseire, just come to MikeD’s custom bra builders.

Once you enter, you will be escorted to our fitting room. There you will experience the magic of our Tiny Ta-Ta Sizer. Our cup-sizing midget will reach up and take firm hold of your breasts, noting firmness, weight, size and shape.

Mind you, this is no derelict boob grabbing dwarf. Our dwarf was hand selected in his infancy when zen-masters couldn’t help but take notice of the natural skill with which his hands firmly yet gently held the breast from which he fed.

He was taken from his family at the appropriate age and sent deep within the Himalayan Mountains to the temple of the breasts, where he learned ancient mammary secrets passed down from breast-master to breast-master for the last 3000 years. After decades of rigorous training in breast sizing and bra stitching, he was blindfolded and his hands padded with quilted cloth and bound in thick leather straps. In a darkened room, he flawlessly described the subtle anatomical differences in the cooper’s ligaments between the breasts of two identical twins, after a 5 second tactile examination using only the backs of his hands.

He was then brought here to serve as our tiny ta-ta sizer.

After a quick, (and gentle), examination, our little man will custom craft and hand stitch a brasseire that is matched to your individual breasts in every possible way.

Experience the pinnacle of support and comfort today!