Tinned Hamsters

Upmarket, novelty petfood where the "meat" is formed into life-sized fish or mouse shapes instead of little chunks. They would come in those little, flat, ring-pull cat food tins that dowager duchesses buy for their persian kitties as a special treat. Each tin might contain three "mice" embedded in "nourishing jelly" of a contrasting colour to make the meat stand out. Perhaps the label could say "with REAL mouse flavour!". It would come in mouse, hamster, gerbil, budgie and goldfish flavours.