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Time is the only currency we have.
So imagine a shop that specialises in time saving equipment and
services.
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Almost all equipment and sevices are time-saving to the extent
that, if you buy them, you don't have to spend the time required
to provide them yourself. |
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Services I can think of. Imagine fancy questionnaires that
take 10 minutes to complete and a healthy dose of machine
learning to work out what people prefer given
recommendations. |
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Pick a country
Pick a type of holiday; bucket a spade, party holiday etc.." |
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"Do you have children?"
"Who do you want to receive what?" |
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Mystery Dinner Date . com (taxi picks you up and deposits
you somewhere mysterious) |
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Can I buy a service from them that buys all the
services from them that I need? This saving me
the time of going to the shop to work out what
services they have and whether or not I need
them? |
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Also if they can do my taxes, pay my road tolls and
bills, and generally manage my life admin for me,
all while taking a % out of the service providers
margin so I don’t have to pay anything more, then
that would be great too. |
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Life is long and complex. There are a lot of things you need to do before you die, including eat, sleep, poop, have experiences. |
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One-Click Life! will roll all of this up into one single click! |
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[CLICK HERE] to live your entire life! |
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Immediately after clicking, you will die at once. No more bills! No more choices! |
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Don't delay... click today! |
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Post it. Build it. Use it. |
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Then, can we have your crayons ? You won't need them any more. |
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I've got dibs on the octarine one. |
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You can't take it with you, you know ... |
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Oh. I thought you might have figured out a way to actually
sell time, using maybe relativity or something. If there was
a shop where you could actually buy time, by the second (or
kilosecond), I would be very interested. This sounds more
like JMLDirect. |
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I could do good business selling time. It's £200 per hour. Now sit there, pay your £200 and I'll start the clock. When you have had your hour, you can either leave or pay another £200. |
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[-] In no way does time need saving. |
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It's just a constant attribute. Locally hire some people, that is, expend more energy (more time) to get more done. |
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