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Time Blimp
So that you never need to wear a watch again. | |
A country wide network of large tethered blimps with digital clocks upon them, easily visible whenever you look up.
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Blimps clogging up our already clogged airways and blocking our sun? Maybe we could just look at the zillions of clocks already around us. |
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I generaly find that clocks outside only appear in town centers where the town hall or church is. |
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perhaps a personal blimp is what is called for. your very own time-keeping blimp attached to your elf with a length of string. park it outside buildings in the manner of horses in the olde wild west. |
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I'm with her. The beautiful hot air balloons and the assorted other flyers of the open airspace should not have to face the perile of the "Time Blimp" blumping into them. |
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perile? kazzies blimps are beautiful too. did he not mention? |
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blimps are to balloons what butts are too butter, and no, no word of the blimps being beautiful, baker. |
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[po] the idea of these being big things that hang around of their own accord is so that I don't have to remember things like these (watch).
Blimps are beautiful, they're all graceful and ponderous and stuff. I suppose they could have large analouge clocks on the side instead of digital, digital would be easier to see at night thats all. |
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analouche? niice. wearing a watch is a habit I lost years ago. |
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No no sky pollution! There must be a better way. |
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Laser projected on the undersurface of clouds... |
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"Laser projected on the undersurface of clouds..."
- or on the moon! |
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What about a large array of mirrors in orbit that could spell out the time? <g> |
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how about a small clock that sombody could wear on
their lower arm wrist region, this would need some kind
of strap like maby a belt style strap or velcro maby, I'm
sure that our technology is advanced enough to make a
clock this small, now call me crazy but I think this might
just work. |
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You're crazy. Only women would wear these 'lower-arm clocks' that you speak of. The gentlemens version must be on a very long and expensive chain, so that it can fit in our waist-coats correctly. |
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But for the wrist-clock idea, how would you ensure that your arm is held completely horizontally in line with the sun? |
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Mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy .......... |
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"If I could put time in a blimp, the first thing that I'd want to do". |
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