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Birthday cards; they sing when you open them. But this technology is under-utilised, and could be used for more important things.
Fiendishly modify the song and get the creaking of a 14th century oak door that hasn't seen tallow since it was hung, then install in a shiny, fat wallet.
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The gift that keeps on giving, for those givers who seldom give. |
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+ and then there is mine that should have the sound of a waterfall of coins spilling all over until the well runs dry. |
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Tight arse wallet(2)-- Excersise equipment -- Spring loaded wallet carried between arse cheeks, kept in place by clenching - giving user toned buns - of course relaxing results in unsightly lump in back of your short pants (motivation) - 'course gettin' out your smelly wad in public might cause a stink. |
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Or just the sound you hear on "The Price is Right" when you lose a game, |
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Wai-wai wai--waiiiiiii....... |
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To symbolize an always 'light' wallet |
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I was picturing a wallet that was exceedingly difficult to open. |
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"Please be patient, Officer. I'm trying to get my license out ..." |
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But a bun nonetheless for an utterly absurd idea that goes perfectly with annoying ringtones and car alarm activation beeps. [+] |
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Just like a recent ATM idea, some moths could come out on cue when brokeazz. |
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My bill clip already whimpers. (+) |
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