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This is an an insect-styled robot (about the size of a korgi with longish legs) that is used to take a snapshot of tidy rooms by crawling all over them and noting where things are. Subsquently it re-crawls at regular intervals and tries to work out if things are in the right or wrong place.
If things
are in the wrong places it will get miserable and try to infect nearby humans with a sense of guilt. If things are in the right places it will instead try to be a delight. If no humans are nearby or can be reached it might send a text instead, expecially if something bad has happended or if nearby (lower-rank) people are ignoring it.
Ideally it should be able to clamber about the place without disturbing anything and be creative about working out routes that explore the whole room. It would have a dock to recharge itself, of course.
Top of the range models would seek to tidy the room as well - putting shoes in the right place, putting pencils in pen holders and fishing out coins from the back of sofas ...
You would be able to make it recrawl the room to allow it to accept permenant new features, such as pot plants, that would otherwise just upset it.
Spider Robots
http://www.youtube....watch?v=zZ5oi7tASC8 Kinda reminds me of the very creepy Spider Robots from the film adaptation of Minority Report. [Jinbish, Jul 09 2009]
An Example of Multi-Limbed Locomotion
http://www.youtube....watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww This is just a taster, as Big Dog is obviously too big but it does have a kind of path finding capability. [Aristotle, Jul 09 2009]
Closer, creepier robot in terms of look
http://www.youtube....wbo&feature=related Obviously most people's rooms should be tidier than this ... [Aristotle, Jul 09 2009]
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Would this be as fool proof as the already available automatic vacuum cleaners? |
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A neighbour of mine had one. It was programmed to vacuum the front room in the early hours of each morning. |
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The same neighbour then aquired a puppy. |
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For those of you who haven't already guessed, the puppy left a 'present' on the carpet, which the robot vacuum proceeded to spread in regular parallel lines over most of the area. |
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I trust an automated tidier would know not to hide my slippers when I took them off, or put the stool back where it belonged while I was changing a lightbulb. |
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Bun for the potential hilarious consequenses! |
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People pay a lot of money for artwork made by chimpanzees and gorillas. I wonder if they would pay the same for artwork made by a vacuum cleaner? Of course, it would likely be preferable if the medium were watercolor or oil paint, rather than the above mentioned. |
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Strictly speaking this is not a vacuum cleaner, instead it is a creepy, patient insect-like thing that will seek to clamber all over your room. It's main role is to look and remember so it can subsequently return and inspect. Researchers have been working on these robots for some time and this is my prefered application for them - to infest your house and look at your things. |
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It be more likely to skitter over that puppie's present, rather than try to spread it about ... |
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I see the optional cleaning aspect as again mirroring something that an insect does, hence I set it more as nudging, tugging or transporting than hoovering. |
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//It be more likely to skitter over that puppie's present, rather than try to spread it about ...// |
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Or perhaps it will try to put the present back where it came from? |
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I want one of these Fedexed to my house by approximately yesterday [+] |
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medicos will scale them down for internal ordering.
councils will scale them up for city parking and
homeless problems. |
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Butlers, housekeepers are to expensive, right? |
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I love this. Big creeping bun from me. It's under the
bed, nooooo I think it's behind the closet door... |
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yep, love Ari's ideas even though some are a bit creepy.... |
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There are two key robotics/AI challenges in this. |
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Currently multi-legged robots are crawling all over
some experimental spaces, as scientists learn to
combine robotics and the study of insects, but if
one was unleashed on a standard living space it
would probably trash it as it learnt to explore it! |
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Also object recognition and understanding is not
what all that robust either. Could it tell the
difference between your "Mad Scientist"
magazines (which are to be kept in a filing box)
and "Conquest Today" newspapers (which are to
be recycled)? Probably not but it would be an
excellent challenge ... |
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