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Tickle My Tonsils, Ring My Bell, takes the
form of a head which is attached to your
front door, and requires some digital
intrusion to be carried out prior to
gaining entry.
Familiar visitors will know that they must
reach inside the head's open mouth and
tickle the tonsils at the back
of the throat
in order to activate the bell ring beyond
the door.
Delux models double up as facial
equivalents of key-pad door access
systems, with each feature of the head
being touch sensitive and requiring a
sequence of actions to be performed. eg
twist nose to left, poke right eye, push
finger in ear etc, etc
Heads can be human or animal.
You might be a redneck if...
http://www.redneckb...yle/culturemain.htm
You have a deer's butt for a doorbell [RayfordSteele, Oct 09 2007]
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Can you mount that about, oh, I dunno, about a meter or so off the floor? That'd be great. |
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Maybe he's a midget, and his tagline describes the fact that he can't reach door handles? |
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//Heads can be human or animal.// |
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This is entirely insane!!!+++ |
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//Dude, noexit, that's just sick.// |
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Gives a whole new meaning to "banging down the door", doesn't it? |
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