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At last, the truth is revealed.
The British king - realizing America is quite a long way from here - ordered airports to be built, back in 1771, so troops could be flown in.
When war was declared in 1776, savage hand-to-hand fighting broke out in the duty-free section of Boston airport, mostly
over the tins of Darjeeling tea and the Ferrero Rocher choccies.
Peace was established in 1804, but no restitution was ever paid for the airports.
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See the transcript of Trump's latest speech for an
explanation. |
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This is all based upon a misunderstanding by the colonials of
the strangulated accents of the English ruling classes, whose
vowel mangling lead Americans to misunderstand references
to "our ports" and "air ports". The current American
president has a deep and nuanced knowledge of history and
it is not his fault that his subtle joke was lost on the cultural
marxists who make up the US mainstream media. |
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//This is all based upon a misunderstanding by the
colonials of the strangulated accents of the English ruling
classes,// |
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Just heard on the news that American kids that watch
Peppa Pig cartoons are starting to speak with English
Accents. |
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Fortunately I see through that obvious plot and am taking
donations to start a fund get our kids back to speaking
proper English. |
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We will not be re-colonized. |
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No, but you will be Assimilated. Resistance is futile. |
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//No, but you will be Assimilated. Resistance is futile.// |
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Best get your pipe and slippers then, and remember to wrap
up warm for the trip. |
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Oh, there they are ... yes, [MB] is getting very forgetful in his old age ... yes, he's left his tartan traveling blanket too. Of course he can't go anywhere without is Zimmer frame ... |
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And there's that distinctive, lingering odour too. Yet again he didn't make it to the toilet in time. |
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// the cultural marxists who make up the US mainstream media // |
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No one ever blames the Engelists, but, let's face it, they were both writing from Manchester, Engeland |
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Hence Karl's oft-misquoted football chant, "Workers of the world, United ! U - ni - ted !" |
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// Just heard on the news that American kids that watch
Peppa Pig cartoons are starting to speak with English
Accents. |
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(UK fights back with all spaghetti westerns dubbed into
received pronunciation, leading to more genteel shootings
and/or who's the quickest on the drawl) |
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// American kids that watch Peppa Pig cartoons// |
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<Starts to storyboard cartoon version of "Animal Farm " including Peppa Pig chanting "Four legs good, two legs better " ... /> |
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//Four legs good, two legs better " |
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Which does raise the question...why are all Borg two-legged, aren't there any many-legged species to assimilate? |
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More legs require more processing. As it is, they can barely
walk and chew gum. |
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//aren't there any many-legged species to assimilate?// |
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Sure there are, but then you have to retool all the production
lines for the implants & prosthetic limb replacements & that's
such a hassle, so the borg tend to just render them into
protein shakes
for the drones, it's still assimilation, just a different sort. |
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I was going to say that there are only 2 legs when a Borg is having sex, which is why there are so few of them, but I'm just glad I didn't, knowing how prone Borgs are to self-abuse. |
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