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Just in time for Valentine's, this tastefully decorated
authentic replica of Richard III's halberd-smashed skull comes
with a fresh crop of red & white roses growing through the
available natural and unnatural openings in the skull.
War Of The Roses (The Divorce Edition
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098621/
[theircompetitor, Feb 05 2013]
[link]
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Such is the winter of our this content. |
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Disgusting in such a good way. + |
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A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. |
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The Hunchback of Leicester |
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His rose is white, but for this king, the history is
blue
Though he is York, perhaps "the" York, he's not the
York you knew
He is no Conqueror, no Lion, as Shakespeare would
imagine it
He did not try to rescue Zion, this last of the
Plantaganets
He did not sign the document that led us to
Democracy
And what we know of him, we know through
Tudors and hypocrisy
He is no Ivanhoe sub-plot, no Walter Scott
romance
A tragic man without a horse, without a song or
dance
A twisted spine, a twisted tale, dead princes in
the Tower
And now, unlike the Holy Grail, he’s found – and
granted power
But here’s the part I’d like to know about his
burial spot
Now that we know Richard the Third was in a
parking lot
Was there one more bizarre detail, yes truly, just
one more
Was there a hatchback parked above? Or was it a
two-door?
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[+] Would there also be a place for a hidden knife? |
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One chocolate-covered bun to [tc]. |
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