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See the adventures of Lawrence, who is on his second heart attack, but feels driven to perform and buys the pills on the Internet, since his doctor won't prescribe them.
Find out about Harry's recreational use, and in a crossover ER episode, the unfortunate situation requiring "immediate medical
attention"
Sympathize with the gaunt looking Mitchell, who's in his own, self described, 36 hour hell with his latest girlfriend
Happy Valentines :)
xoxo
The Penis Dialogues
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33497
[Detly, Feb 15 2005]
Talking Cock
http://www.talkingcock.co.uk/
[calum, Feb 15 2005]
[link]
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you are on your own with this one, obviously... ;) |
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po, you can't get me down on this one [param,pam]. |
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Please do not threaten me with puns
You know they make the landlord reel
And rather than those buns of steel
Submit some culinary buns
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"All rise for the honorable Mr. Johnson." |
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Best (and most plausibly fictional) viagra story I have heard involved a rugby player's stag weekend. At the airport, before flying off to Barcelona, the loosehead prop stag is huckled by his 'mates' into the airport lavatories, forcibly stripped and coerced into wearing an all-in-one, lycra Spiderman costume, at least two sizes too small. As consolation, the now pinched and mincing stag, pink flesh bulging at the seams, is led to the airport bar, for a seven am eye opening pint of lager, which he is required to down. As the booze slips down his throat and the glass bottom comes level with his eyes, he sees, bright blue against the amber liquid, the remains of two Viagra diamonds. |
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Within half an hour he is upstanding, seated on the 'plane, tenting furiously against the shiny lycra, mortified at the special attention he is getting from the game flight attendants and quite unable to get his tray table down. |
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hope he had an aisle seat. did he have to declare it as hand luggage? |
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I read that as hard luggage. |
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Viewers wouldn't have a bar of this. They wouldn't touch it with a 40 ft pole. They wouldn't stand for it. They'd be up in arms. They'd rise up in revolt. Their anger would swell. They..... |
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If Lawrence has had Heart attacks, why couldn't he do "the angina Monologues?....lol |
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now that's an excellent point |
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surely "The Vagina Dialogues" would be more elucidatory. |
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I think I saw that movie. |
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What the critics thought: |
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'A very wooden performance.' |
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