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A fresh and fun idea has hit the fashion headlines this week – a sandal as the sole pubic cover. The lowly flip-flop, with a thinner design and elastic straps, has taken a step up, to become a trendy under-the-pants or on-the-beach thong. The thong thong is available in eight colors and five popular
shoe sizes.
(?) sole sister
http://www.geocitie...nie/thongthong.html
[FarmerJohn, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
(?) The thong thong, or something else?
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an unfortunate resemblance... [ldischler, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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I thought this was going to be a version of the Sisqo tune sung by someone with a lisp. |
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My, Gramma! What big feet you have! |
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This booty's made for walking
'n' that's just what 'll do
One of these days this booty's
gonna walk all o-ver you...
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Maybe we can do a Pizza Shoe™ cross promotion. |
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What would you do with the other thong, if you have one covering your unmentionables? |
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joe camel flip flops on the beach,
camel toes and camel
feet |
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That's good. But she's got it on backward. |
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Watch out for athlete's.... ummm... jock itch? |
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After proving popular with beach-goers and a very successful marketing campaign, it has been announced that the Ministry of Health has banned the fabrication and sale of these items due to very high health risks. The design was simple yet flawed in a very crucial area. The controversy was sparked when a recently-escaped-from-jail Jeffrey Archer gatecrashed the Labour Party conference and provided everyone with Thong Thongs as a gesture of friendly making-up. Unbeknownst to Blair, Brown and Blunkett, Archer had replaced the commonly-used leather straps with highly elastic rubber bands. Therefore, after waiting for the senior cabinet to have donned the items, Archer, rising with a huge battle-cry, raced down the beach twanging all the sandals as he went past, leaving behind him a trail of badly hurt, ego- and ball-bruised politicians in foetal positions moaning quietly. Comments ranged from 'The bastard, the utter utter bastard' to 'Oooeeeoooeeeoooee me clockweights.' and to 'Oh yes again please Mr Archer' from Peter Mandelson. |
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Might provide a useful advantage when playing beach soccer. |
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Gives new meaning to 'put a sock in it'?! |
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Damn... another case of athelete's crotch. |
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Have you got fallen arches, or are you just glad to
see me? |
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For beach-wear you'll want the full bikini set. <Sings> "Thongs for the mammaries..." |
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Thong thung blue,
Everybody knowth one. |
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