The Theme Machine

Have you ever fancied what it would be like to make a "cinematic" entrance, complete with mucical accents? This invention makes that possible. At its core is a slimline CD/MP3 player, mounted at waist level on a flexible, (relatively) form-fitting harness. On the shoulder and back portions of the harness are small-but-powerful (ideally, concealable under clothing) high fidelity speakers capable of rich sound production to rival that of a good portable stereo system. Finally, the unit has a small, wireless remote which can be clipped onto a watchband, belt, lapel, etc. for convenient-yet-inconspicuous control of your personal musical accompaniment. Designed to be concealable under moderately heavy clothing, yet stylish enough in design to be worn plainly, this unit is perfect for strutting your stuff while walking down the street (with "The Theme From Shaft"), or for setting just the right tone for your entrance to the meeting you're presiding over (with "The Imperial March" from The Empire Strikes Back). Make *your* musical statement with The Theme Machine today!