The Strictly Great British Pottery Come Bake-off

There are three main subject-specific TV competition series produced in the UK:

The Great British bake-off
The great pottery throwdown
Strictly come dancing

I propose a series which combines all three in a triathlon of friendly televisual programming.
Every week would include a challenge of each type. Sometimes the challenges could synergise. For example :
* If they made a fancy plate, they could serve their food on it at the end.
* The pottery challenge could be about making as many frangible bisque-fired plates as possible to use in a traditional Greek dancing crockery-smashing session.
* Serving the judges cake using the medium of dance.