h a l f b a k e r yPoint of hors d'oevre
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This camera has face-detecting technology. When a
human face is detected and photographed the following
things happen:
Black smoke oozes from the bottom of the camera.
A faint maniacal laugh is heard.
A capacitor charges a very high-voltage van-der-graaf
generator shielded in all directions
except the front of
the
camera.
Bright light is projected toward the ground in all
directions
except a clearly defined circle, giving the momentary
appearance of a dark spot or hole.
EDIT: grammar
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I like this, except instead of the phone you should use a can of paint and some old pants. |
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A sulphurous smell would be a suitable adjunct. |
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