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A rather odd comic novel, employing the literary device of "dream realism", which is based around the premise that the Prophet Mohammed and Santa Clause are one and the same person.
Hilarity and very possibly a fatwah ensues.
Larry gets a fatwa
https://www.youtube...watch?v=xkP6jLrWA80
[xenzag, Dec 12 2018]
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There's a contract, certainly, and it definitely has a Sanity Clause. |
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Things are going from bad to verse. |
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Fourteen more days to Christmas, fourteen more "Christmas" ideas ready to post. |
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Well, we had to find something to do while the 'bakery was offline all that time ... |
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Great, now you're going to get thousands of angry
elves trolling the bakery threatening to add white
powder residue to random Christmas packages
which will test to be ordinary powdered sugar.
Confused Muslims everywhere will start practicing
the "Prophet on the Shelf" as a tradition during
Ramadan. |
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// ordinary powdered sugar // |
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If you listen to the health fascists, they'd have you believe that refined carbohydrates are worse for you than anthrax. |
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I'd be wary..... see what happened to Larry David
when his humour strayed too far. (link) |
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Just goes to prove that religious types have no sense of humour (it's not just Muslims, either). |
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// reduce your insulin tolerance // |
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But do they increase your anthrax tolerance ? |
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