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The Pizza Electric effect is when a voltaic cell is created when quantities of freshly baked Italian Thin-Crust meals are stacked atop one another and covered in olive oil. The salts present in the mozzarella and anchovy toppings start to ionise and over time, a current develops. |
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The Peat-So Electric effect is when a Scottsman is very choosy over the ground-moss he decides to use for fuelling the generator he uses to power his whiskey 'still. |
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The Peas-Oh! Electric effect, is what happens when you drop a bag of frozen peas down the back of someone's tea-shirt. |
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<Stretching now...>The Peace-Tzu Electric effect is a way of generating a spark of inspiration by reading The Art of War, immediately after finishing Tolstoy's epic. |
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The Please-suh Electric effect generates a spark by reading
about
spunky orphan boys in Victorian England. Or it's supposed
to, at least. It doesn't work for me. |
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... is inversely related to peace-Tzu resistance. |
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What's needed is some immense mass to provide the
force. If only there were some sort of leaning tower
somewhere. |
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With some rum, limes, and mint, we could make a batch of Piso Mojados. |
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The Piece of Electric Fence, is what's left as evidence after the horse thieves get away. |
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