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It's been some time since I posted a "Crufts" idea, but the
annual dog circus event still continues to provide great
fuel for invention.
This year I bring to the world a new event to be called:
The Opposite Of Crufts
It's something that is projected to run parallel to the
main
event,
and directly mirror each of the competition's set
pieces. Instead of the dogs being judged, it's the owners
who are the competitors in the Opposite Of Crufts event.
This involves them carrying out all of the exact same set
pieces as the dogs do. ie charging around a special
human
equivalent obstacle course; walking, turning, fetching;
obedience tests; and of course being closely inspected
for
pedigree/grooming/poise/voice characteristics.
"And this year's Cruft's Dog Owner Winner goes to a fine
grey haired executive terrier from Glasgow. The judges
were particularly impressed with her penetrating gender
neutral vocal fry voice, and ability to run along the
shopping lane course wearing heels, whilst waving a
designer clutch bag in one hand, and sending a text with
the other."
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Where this gets frightening is where the fashion
industry begins to take notice. |
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"Children must be accompanied by a responsible adult. Irresponsible adults must be accompanied by a responsible dog." |
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You could call it the St.Furc show. |
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Sounds like a pity ribbon for the dog. |
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? Don't get the //St Furc//, cryptic clue please. |
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"5 down: Modern Calpurnia stands aloof from brass architects, perhaps ? (3, 7)" |
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//get the //St Furc// - Try reversing the order of the letters.... [wjt] |
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AWWWWW ... you've spoilt it now. Typical. |
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It's 'being kind to everyone' day..... want to join in?
Ha |
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No, now we want to go and drown some kittens. Bah. |
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<Goes to move [xen]'s name up Leper List/> |
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<Realizes [xen] is already at top of List/> |
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Did you hear the one about the leper card player?
He threw his hand in! Ha |
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Thanks [xenzag] I was looking for zebras. The 3 does happen to be wjt does it?, [8th]. |
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