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You’ve seen fabric Frisbees or pizza dough that flattens in the air when flung with a spin? The laundry launcher utilizes the same movement to toss and centrifuge your wash piece by piece. Gripping an edge of each clothing article, it then flips it away enabling the power of c-force to expell excess
moisture.
Use auto mode to send your T’s and undies spinning from the washing machine through a door and a window to a laundry basket. Or why not steer the device yourself, firing delicate and colored wash up to 30 feet away to select points along the clothes line while gently watering the back yard?
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Any chance we could have a spouting neighborhood laundry shoot? |
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(Billy's BBQ was interuped by some croissant patterned knickers, that skewered themselves...) |
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...before exploding into delicate conffeti and... |
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"Mum! Why do all my clothes have a damp spot in their exact centre of mass?" |
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"Son! you should never have trained your poodle to play Frisbee!" |
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Does kicking strewn about underwear up to a height where I can grab it qualify as a forerunner to this invention? |
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The accompanying artificial tornado reduced the air pressure, and the water evaporated much more quickly. |
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