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The Greenest Grass

 On the other side, my ass
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Spring is buried under some late snow here in the Northeast, but soon suburbia landscapes will spring up in all their colors.

Put an end to the debate as to whose grass is greener by certified, pixel based satellite image analysis, visible as a score right there on Google Maps (or Zillow)

—theircompetitor, Mar 16 2017

Greenest Grass Greener_20Grass
[bs0u0155, Mar 16 2017]

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       I'd Win! <link>
—bs0u0155, Mar 16 2017
   

       Seeding the clouds with copper sulphate would get you green snow, would that be an improvement?
—not_morrison_rm, Mar 16 2017
   

       The only problem with this idea is that my groundsmen have instructions to shoot down any overflying satellites.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 16 2017
   

       Doesn't that play hob with your GPS?
—not_morrison_rm, Mar 17 2017
   

       Not really. I have a Head of Navigation, who follows me around with a sextant.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 17 2017
   

       What about at night? - and why a sextant rather than an octant?
—hippo, Mar 17 2017
   

       //what colour profile would be the standard for this//?   

       We'll start with only having judges that spell it color :)   

       But of course this talks about greenness, not other aesthetics.
—theircompetitor, Mar 18 2017
   

       I would have bunned it just for the phrase   

       //Spring is buried under some late snow//
—Voice, Mar 18 2017
   

       /I have a Head of Navigation/. Does he just pitch the sextent whenever you have the urge?
—bungston, Mar 18 2017
   

       People with grass houses shouldn't.
—pashute, Mar 20 2017
   


 

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