The Garage

To take you back to the carefree days of hanging out with your hoodlum friends, it would have all the proper details:

- Cement floor with lots of oil stains
- Unfinished walls (with visible studs, no insulation)
- One whole wall would be a working garage door (only to be used in case of emergency mass exit)
- Tons of old junk in the corners and hanging on the walls (gardening tools, auto parts, paint cans...)
- Ratty old couches and other abandoned furniture for seating
- Uncovered hanging light bulb on a chain type lighting
- The bartender (liquor license optional) resembles your drunk uncle and serves only cheep beer in cans from a cooler
- The bathrooms would resemble a moonlit patch of bushes outside and around the corner
- For music, there are two options
1) An old boom-box playing classic rock tapes
OR
2) A garage band. And by this I mean a group of no more than three people, preferably all playing guitar, who have practiced together at MOST 3 times. Acceptable song requests for this band should include Stairway to Heaven, Freebird, and Layla among others. The band is not obligated to play entire songs, just the solos – anything more is bonus entertainment. If any band playing in said Garage is able to play 75% or more of the songs on their setlist from start to finish, that band will not be allowed back (it is time for them to move onto a real gig). And out of a setlist that consists of 10 songs, there shall be a maximum of 6 unique songs (i.e. 4 of the songs must be repeats).

Well, I did the initial creative thinking here. I’ll just wait for one of you to pony up the investment money and get this place on its feet…