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StyleMan boards crowded commuter trains and kneecaps a man wearing white socks with a dark suit. He goes on to use his flamethrower on a teenager's huge, baggy, flopping-on-the-ground-collecting-dogshit-and-fag-ends flared jeans. He shows no mercy towards those wearing cheap t-shirts with huge "CK" or
"Tommy" logos on them or replica football strip.
ColourCoordinationWoman accosts man wearing brown shoes with a black suit and whips out her handy can of black spray paint. She goes on to sort out some loudly-dressed French students...
LycraGirl, armed with a huge samurai sword, slices in half those whose physique does not qualify them to wear lycra (US: spandex).
(?) Some examples...
http://fashion.abou...blfashionpolice.htm
[hippo, Jun 06 2001, last modified Oct 21 2004]
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...and when they argue with each other. Who will smite the wearer of leopard-print lycra? StyleMan or LycraGirl? |
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I think you're referring to GratuitousTattooFashionVictimMan, a friend of The Fashion Police's. |
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I think the tattoo thing is supposes to be a sign of rebellion more than anything else, it can't be a fashion statement, as fashions change and tattoos can't once applied (unless burn scars and grafts become fashionable). |
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You can take small solace in the fact that the children of these people may rebel by having peachy clear skin throughout their lives? |
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[Spidergoat]: Funny how 20,000 people all rebel in the same way. |
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I would like to put forward the theory that the youth of today is operating with a hive mind. |
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Anyway, I'm sure we have all made the same mistakes with clothing (not tattoos here, for reasons I touch on above). I have plenty of photographs of me in my youth wearing clothing that make me "crimp" now. |
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What about a caveat allowing people under the age 0f 23/25 to be exempt? |
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This of course means that Peter Stringfellow, Janet Street Porter and Bette Lynch should be put to the sword immediately.... |
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fashion, fashion...what is that? i mean everyone has thier own idea's of whats hip or not...so ya see i don't think that fashion is a topic but more of an opinion. if i had it my way anyone who has more than enough skin showing would be pelted with rotten eggs....right after being thrown in a cage with rabid monkeys. bottom line-if you want to rebel against your parents then chain yourself to a tree.......... |
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My Parents aren't trees though... |
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Wow... I'm glad my fashion statement is a purple cotton t-shirt reading: Chemistry Camp 2005. Do the fashion police pick on people who, like me, have absolutely no taste whatsoever? |
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//people who, like me, have absolutely no taste whatsoever// Oh, Froglet, how can you say so? You are an English schoolboy--you probably taste like mouldy library paste. |
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Who handles the black teeshirt under a pink polo under a white polo with both collars up? |
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If it promises to get rid of chavs i vote for this |
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