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"An' I'll tell you … tell you … 'nother thing,
right ? You're my best mate, you are … besht
mate … what ? You are … honesht … wha' my
drink gone ? Less have 'nother drink …" |
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Presented by Oliver Reed and Paul Gascoine,
sports reporter George Best, script by Dylan
Thomas. |
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I made some drunk news the other night. |
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Interviews with equally intoxicated
politicians and celebrities would be most
entertaining, particulary when the point is
reached that articulate and reasonable
debate is replaced by a repeated invitation
to "Come outside and say that you bastard, I
will kick your bloody head in.", accompanied
by the removal of jackets. |
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Suggeted programme sponsor: Carlsberg
Special Brew |
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I know someone who once read out the local weather forecast on late night BBC news when he was drunk. He kept repeating in a slurred voice that it was going to be very nice; lovely in fact; and everyone would be happy. He was never heard reading the weather again... |
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Only if we can get politicians giving speeches equally
basted. |
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Combined with Naked News this could prove interesting. [+] |
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There was a Russian TV channel that has a topless newsreader for a while, but it didn't catch on, and in the end he just went back to wearing a shirt and tie like his colleagues. |
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[21] Haha- I actually watched Naked News, but here in the US they blurred out the woman's breasts! We should have halfbaked news! |
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And the difference would be what, exactly? |
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Schhoo wait! They'"'re drunk an' im sober...will never work. I like it they way it is, the natural order of things. I am drunk and I think they are reporting emus... |
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AND some of us actually get stuff done whilst we are stoned! (really) |
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From the help page: “Gross out humor.” |
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// The newscast ends when the last anchor collapses in a pool of his own vomit// |
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Yep. [marked-for-deletion] |
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Usually the m-f-d is only if the gross out humor is the central idea of the idea. For example a stool made out of human excrement called the stool stool that is height adjustable by adding additional stool. |
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Also it's not really good to start doing retaliatory m-f-ds. |
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The vast majority of ideas on the Halfbakery could be MFD'd, based on the rules. Bad science, baked, etc. |
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If someone wants to be a stickler, then then they ought to be held to the same standard. Just saying. |
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[Kans], just hang around for a bit, keep posting ideas, and
you'll get how this place works. Having your idea M-F-D is
not a mark against you or a personal attack. Also, there is
a difference between 'bad science' and 'not intended to be
taken seriously'. |
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Not counting the hundreds of my ideas that actually have been deleted I still have a handful in there that arguably should be... not sayin' which ones of course: I still like them. |
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