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But here it is: The toaster that's shaped like a beautiful pair of
buttocks. Send in a letter with what you're looking for, ideally a
photo, and the engineers at 21st Century Quest Engineering will
carefully sculpt your toaster to look like the posterior portion of
your celebrity of choice. While
toasting,
the cheeks clench tight,
pressing the elements against the bread. When it's done, they
spread wide and eject the toast, lubricated on its way out with your
choice of chocolate, peanut butter (nutty or creamy), butter, or jam.
Optional moles, hair, and wrinkles available for gift models.
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With automatic spreading function that takes sachets of chocolate or peanut butter spread... |
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Thanks, Jinbish. That was the intent from the get go, but I had to
post what I had typed prematurely because *somebody* was
bitching at me to put the phone away. |
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I feel your pain, [21]. The world at large rarely recognises true genius in its' time - even less so when it's an arse shaped toaster! |
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I plan to make a butt-load of dough with this one. |
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// restricted to producing toast, //
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A buttock-shaped pair of stereo speakers, used for replaying recordings of political speeches ?
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that's it I'm changing my name to UnaBubba |
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Arse-shaped sausage grinder? Hm... |
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Spaghetti maker? Mincer? Olive destoner? Potato masher? |
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Perhaps a variation on this idea: An arse shaped shredder.
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The device would be positioned in the natural attitude, with the shredder located such that paper for shredding is introduced between the cheeks.
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So when someone suggests that you take your idea and shove it, there is the option to do just that without the risk of paper cuts where you don't want them. |
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Sausage shaped arse grinder? (Did I just go too far?)
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I wonder whether anyone has fitted a false arse to one of those peanut butter machines, as found in whole-food shops. |
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I thought this was a [xenzag] idea - very artsy :) [+] |
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mea culpa, I found out you'd posted this idea before me. |
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//the idea sausage-machine that is the halfbakery//
Welcome back to [Ian Tindale]! Yea! |
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For someone who has recently developed a toast and
buttock fetish this is quite frankly the holy grail [+] |
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You mean holey Grail, methinks... |
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I probably did mean that, but I couldn't type correctly at
the thought of an arse shaped toaster. |
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What's your royalties percentage? |
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