The Chameleon's Holy Tongue

The Chameleon's Holy Tongue is a weapon, and it has only one purpose, that being the destruction of ungodly Mosquitoes. Mosquitoes are notoriously difficult to swat, but they cannot escape the speed of The Chameleon's Holy Tongue. The whole apparatus looks and operates like a sighted paint ball gun; only one that fires a retracting sticky blob.

The tongue tip is the sticky blob that is fired towards the unholy miscreant via a sharp burst of compressed air. A fine line snakes out behind it like a TOW missile. Immediately on impact, the tongue retracts rapidly back into the body of the weapon, hopefully retrieving the impish mosquito, now stuck firmly on the end of the sticky blob.

The blob is replenished inside the weapon. Retrieved mosquito is digested in an organic enzyme that can be discharged and used to water small plants at some future date. It's very good for cultivating Mandrakes.

Please note: Mosquitoes come from the Devil. They are not living beings, as we know them, but actual tiny particles of Beelzebub Himself. All examples of The Holy Chameleon's Tongue are blessed and certified by the Holy See.

I am on my annual excursion to Cargo Cult land, and there are legions of these fiendish demons to be encountered.