The Careening Greyhound Bendy Bus

The Careening Greyhound Bendy Bus (name usually shortened to The Careening Hound or simply The Hound) is a product specially designed with one purpose only, to provide guaranteed satisfaction of a certain kind to girls with needs. (see its rival Rampant Rabbit for more details about all that) Everyone knows that vibrating buses can deliver a certain type of thrill, and this is one of the Hound's most distinguishing features.

The Careening Hound is a long and slender model of its famous namesake vehicle. Its smooth exterior conceals a reliable motor and a moisture resistant battery container linked to a set of controls housed along its rear number plate and light cluster area.

Switching on The Careening Greyhound starts it's engine purring and of course gently vibrating as engines do. Its headlamps come on to help guide it on its way. A few button presses later and The Hound is on the open road, flexing from side to side as it negotiates the sweeping curves. More excitement follows once the road turns slippery and The Hound begins careening in a more chaotic manner, as its engine now throbs on full throttle.

After the climax of its trip, The Hound quietly slows down and comes to a total halt. All that remains is to give it a quick wipe down and return it to its garage where it waits patiently, ready for its next journey.