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Forget the forever flashlight! What is really useful is the forever vibrator. Don't worry about running out of batteries and killing your mood. This vibrator runs on that gentle back and forth shaking motion you're already doing while you use a vibrator. Give one as a gift to your girlfriend and
if she remembers who you are she'll have really good arm muscles to return the favor!
Just remember to send me some of your profits to my Paypal account!
Forever Flashlight
http://www.thinkgee...adgets/lights/5a9f/
[Willie333, Feb 06 2006]
Prior Art
Battery-Shaped_20Shake_20Generator
seems I was amused by this thought a while ago... [csea, Feb 08 2006]
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Very funny. I can't wait to see the late night ads. |
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So you have to vibrate this in order to make it vibrate? |
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I don't know whether this is genius or idiocy. [+] |
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I think [Willie] is a gidiot. |
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I love that this was posted by Willie... |
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Better than an inious, I always say. |
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I have to say I sort of giggled at the part about making her arms stronger for, well, uh...other stuff. |
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If one thinks about the motion it would take to charge this, it makes perfect sense. Might need something to use up the excess energy though... |
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I think it would be cute if it had lava lamp stuff inside of it, so it would also be visually fascinating. |
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But who's gonna stick their head in there to see it? |
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Do you know how hot lava lamps get? |
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No...maybe some of that glittery gel then. Do you know hot vibrators get? |
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Rain-maker could be combined with this. |
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From experience, they get "Ow!" hot. |
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I want one. I can name it Wristitstable. |
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I know how hot K-Y warming gel gets, does that count? |
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Please move to:
product: sex toy: vibrator |
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More fun than a barrel of monkeys shaking sticks. |
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Hey, I'm sure *someone's* into that. |
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market this as a glow plug? |
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Solution to Californias power crisis? |
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Talk about the perpetual motion machine! |
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In this era of peak oil, global warming, energy crises, geopolitical tensions surrounding gas and oil resources, this is a very good idea! Green, renewable, efficient. |
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sounds like one of those motor/generator combos to create perpetual motion. |
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But if you give it to your girlfriend and it never needs batteries why does she need you anymore? At least now I can promise more batteries. |
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I was thinking this would be a shrine on a pornstar's grave, similar to a perpetual flame. |
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