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The Careening Greyhound Bendy Bus (name usually shortened to The Careening Hound or simply The Hound) is a product specially designed with one purpose only, to provide guaranteed satisfaction of a certain kind to girls with needs. (see its rival Rampant Rabbit for more details about all that) Everyone
knows that vibrating buses can deliver a certain type of thrill, and this is one of the Hound's most distinguishing features.
The Careening Hound is a long and slender model of its famous namesake vehicle. Its smooth exterior conceals a reliable motor and a moisture resistant battery container linked to a set of controls housed along its rear number plate and light cluster area.
Switching on The Careening Greyhound starts it's engine purring and of course gently vibrating as engines do. Its headlamps come on to help guide it on its way. A few button presses later and The Hound is on the open road, flexing from side to side as it negotiates the sweeping curves. More excitement follows once the road turns slippery and The Hound begins careening in a more chaotic manner, as its engine now throbs on full throttle.
After the climax of its trip, The Hound quietly slows down and comes to a total halt. All that remains is to give it a quick wipe down and return it to its garage where it waits patiently, ready for its next journey.
(?) Rampant Rabbit
http://www.discount...bit-touch-914-p.asp a very good pet for any girl [xenzag, Mar 05 2012]
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Would there be a traction-engine version available in
East Anglia? |
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It's not for me, you understand. I'm thinking of the
ewes. |
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<standing ovation> [+] so damn funny I snorted baked
beans up the back of my nose. One of 'em's still in there. |
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<Obligatory old joke> Two nuns in a coach: "I've never come this way before." "It's the Cobblestones." |
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I should have known better than to come back in here
while I was still eating. |
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Rev the engine up...route 66 |
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This one went right past me. |
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Don't worry, it'll come again. |
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I don't know if an accompanying rendition of "The wheels
on the bus go round and round.." would be a mood breaker
or not. |
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Snow chain tyre version for the true masochist. |
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Or just for all-weather exhibitionists. |
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