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The Breader

 Duck feeding made easy
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If, like me, you enjoy the action of feeding ducks, but rather dislike having to pull and rip little tiny bits of bread from a loaf then like me you need THE BREADER. This is based on a battery operated paper shredder but is specifically designed with the duck feeder in mind. It turns 1 slice of bread into 2 handfuls of duck feeding sized lumps in less than 3 seconds. It has a removable collection tub which can hold up to 15 minutes of relaxed duck feeding. It comes in black, green, red, yellow, chrome and camo (for stealth feeding). Now you can feed ducks all day with style and without the risk of repetitive strain injury.
—ease, Jul 31 2001

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       I've been told that you shouldn't feed bread to ducks because it expands in their stomachs and causes various nastiness. Feed them grass and salad instead.
—angel, Jul 31 2001
   

       It can't be that bad for them or there would be no ducks left in public parks.
—gravelpit, Jul 31 2001
   

       Sometimes there's this duck that visits my pool. Actually there's two ducks, we named one Howard. We don't feed him but he comes back every once in awhile.
—bluestars1985, Aug 01 2001
   

       Sounds like you should be making those informercials on late night tv! Do you? is this really a product?! I guess it cost something 95. Now I don't see this unit being very portable!
—Monkeyboy2, Aug 01 2001
   

       Angel: bread-fed ducks have moister meat and taste better.
—cheeselikesubstance, Aug 01 2001
   

       a duck would fit the bill in that case...   

       (wow, humor worse than UB's pun. i should be ashamed. i'm not :)
—Urania, Oct 31 2001
   

       Ducks have teeth. Let them rip up and chew their own bread. That should be more entertaining to watch anyway.
—tchaikovsky, Aug 19 2003
   

       Do not feed ducks or other birds with bread. Just research the net why not!
—Pellepeloton, Jul 22 2007
   

       The best part about feeding the ducks is throwing miniscule bits of bread until you get a good-sized group. Then frisbee a full slice, sit back and enjoy the mayhem.   

       I'd only buy this device if it had a launcher.
—marklar, Jul 22 2007
   
      
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