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Styled to look like any of a number of exotic species of Asian,
Australian or South American parrots, That's My Parrot! is so
much more than just a shoulder accessory.
Personal communications device; diary/calendar system;
head clearance warning system; GPS; part-time ventriloquist's
dummy
(or ventriloquist) and more, it sits on your shoulder
and tells you all you need to know, where you need to go and
puts on quite a show.
In Hurry mode it even deploys a small siren with flashing
lights, to allow you to tear along a sidewalk in a hurry,
without having to push people out of your way.
a little prior art
Reading_20Parrot
[FlyingToaster, Apr 24 2012]
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Similar to something I did in 2003, [FT]. |
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Mine couldn't be arsed telling you whether you're
about to accidentally enter the "Butch Collective
Women's" toilets in the Russian Steppe village in
which you've decided to sleep overnight. |
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Gyroscopic balance mechanisms or painfully strong grip on shoulder?
Also needs an attack mode. |
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This idea's awfully Siri... |
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There - you see? I told you all that [Ubie] would
come up with a good idea eventually. |
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I want him to whisper sweet nothings in my ear. + |
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You have a parrot named Bozo? |
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Awwwrrk! Pieces of hate, pieces of hate! |
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Who's a pretty-boy, then? |
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Not me, I can assure you, sport. |
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Well, I'm sure you've been friendly with a cockatoo
in your time. |
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After hearing the lurid tales of your experiences in
that field I decided I didn't need to partake of that
sort of fun, [Max]. |
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