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No more tedious lying on your back in a field on a balmy
spring day looking at
clouds to see if any of them look like faces, animals,
objects and the like.
Simply let the Cloudmatch 9,000 system scan the sky and
take millions of pictures of clouds overhead and search
the
Google image database
for matches.
When you get a match, you can get an alert in your
cubical, review the picture and say "Hey, that cloud
looks
like a dolphin!".
Then you can get back to work so you can pay your taxes
like a good citizen with minimum time wasted relaxing
outside and cloud gazing on a lazy afternoon which
does
little to support the self anointed ruling class that needs
as
much work out of you as they can get to expand their
control of the planet towards the goal of an elitist
utopia supported by increasingly low IQ workers who
know their place and don't question their superiors.
"Hey, that one looks like our glorious leader! (May death
come to all who question his wisdom.) Ok, back to
work."
Obsession
http://memory-alpha...Obsession_(episode)
Don't have nightmares, vampire clouds are comparatively rare ... [8th of 7, May 03 2018]
[link]
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Methinks it is like a weasel. |
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// towards the goal of an elitist utopia supported by increasingly low IQ workers who know their place and don't question their superiors // |
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"Towards" ? You arrived at that destination some considerable time ago. Presumably you missed the announcement that you should now disembark, and make sure you take all your personal possessions with you. |
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We suggest you check your surroundings. Are you alone, or nearly so ? Is it cold, and the lighting rather dim ? Did the cleaners leave some time ago ? |
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You seem to lack a certain amount of situational awareness... |
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That plume of noxious smog looks like a bunny! |
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Did someone just get reamed out for spending too much time
by the water cooler (by our glorious leader! (May
death come
to all who question his wisdom.)) or something? |:) |
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// "Oooh look! A mushroom!" // |
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Looks like a Little Boy ... |
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Now, *that* puppy looks like a cloud! |
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//"Oooh look! A mushroom!"// //Looks like a Little Boy ...
// //or a fat man.// |
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And this years prize for the choreographed meming event goes
to team [doc 8th of Rayford]. extra points for being dark. |
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... And There Was Much Rejoicing. |
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Weirdly, no one ever points at puppies (dolphins, horses, other animals, any other object, really) and exclaims in a delighted voice how much they resemble clouds |
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Sheep? people say sheep look like clouds. |
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There is, in fact, a species of predatory wasp that forms
swarms that resemble clouds almost perfectly, as a form of
camouflage. Unfortunately, for this very reason, this species
has not yet been discovered. |
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There may also be sentient, carnivorous clouds which devour unsuspecting ramblers on lonely moors. |
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It'll be acid rain they use to digest them. |
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// sentient, carnivorous clouds // |
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Baked and WKTE ... <link> |
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