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A replica prosthetic penis extension which appears perfectly normal
when viewed by a terahertz scanner, apart from its being
approximately 30 inches long.
Wear two at once to celebrate "Dance for the Security Cameras" day.
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Reminds me if the scene in "Spinal Tap" when one of the
bandmembers gets a cucumber taken out if his pants at the
airport. |
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I'm always a bit suspicious of ideas with genitalia and hurts in the title... |
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// perfectly normal .. apart from its being approximately 30 inches long. // |
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Eh ? That IS normal, shirley ? |
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The version for men is longer. |
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Your species is very odd. |
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I once heard someone very tall being interviewed on
the radio. He was asked whether people commented
on his height and he said that people often asked
him, since he was about 7 foot tall, whether
everything was 'in proportion' in the 'trouser
department'. His reply was always "Gosh no -
otherwise I'd be about 10 feet tall!". |
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