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Corporate sponsored athletes will be payed an additional fee if during the match they grunt the name of the sponsor during particularly hard shots.
Opponents will try then to out-grunt each other to make their sponsor's grunt louder and more audible in the rally of shots.
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Great for single sylable companies, a slight problem for companies like Adidas. |
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A... D.... Das, I suppose it works fine with a bit of post match editing. |
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Funk and Wagnell's sponsorship of Henman? |
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"Code Violation, Mr Henman." |
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"For saying Funk and Wagnell's?" |
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"Second Code Violation, Mr Henman." |
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"That's it, Match Forfeited. Thank you linesmen, thank you ballboys, thank you Microsoft Encarta." |
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hee hee hee +
I think Monica Seles would collar the highest paying sponsors... |
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This might work well for porno flicks also: ”Yes, do it Haggar and Pfizer”, ”I’m Comcast, I’m Comcast now! Oh my Goldman Saaachs!” |
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[FJ] I'll get my agent to call Miss Sharapova imediately :) |
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Quick, down to the Companies Registration Dept. - I'm going to register "Uurgh! Inc.". |
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"Hello, Ms. Sharapova. I represent the Murrumbidgee Metalworkers and Mechanics Collective..." |
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How about throwing some concentric circles in the serving rectangle, skeeball style? |
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Mr. Federer just served 120 miles an hour into the Chunky Soup circle -- and you need Campbell's Chunky Soup to hit a serve that hard. |
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Jimmy Connors could have made good money out of this. |
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Seems a little silly that they record audio at all for tennis games. This would make it more silly. + |
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Instead of advertising (which is the only reason Mr. Grump here has not proffered a croissant), could they play consequences? When playing each shot they would have to grunt a word connected with the word grunted at the last shot, without repetition or hesitation. |
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[All!]... [Day!]... [I!]... [Dream!]... [A!]... [Bout!]... [Sex!]... "Game, Set and Match to Mr. benfrost!" [The crowd goes wild] |
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